People seem to be pretty disappointed with the recent Aliens: Colonial Marines game. That reminds me, I’ve been pretty disappointed with every Aliens vs. Predator game that’s come out. In my opinion they aren’t really AvP games at all and a true AvP game does not exist… yet!
Aliens vs Predators that don’t exist
Filed under Electric Cartilage, Games That Don't Exist, Serious
Failures in storytelling: A scene from Halo 4
So, there’s a thing that amateur writers often do that ruins their stories, and that is to make the universe revolve around their main characters (rather than staying true to the characters, staying true to the situations they’re in, and staying true to the effects of their actions within those situations). Everything always works out for the characters, the good guys agree with them, everyone looks up to them, anyone that disagrees with them is instantly a bad guy, etc. What ends up happening is that certain moments or scenes feel forced or fake because, even if it’s only subconscious, we know something doesn’t fit; we know we’re not looking at a realistic or even sensical world. We all could probably pick out a dozen such instances from movies et al., but one such glaring moment occurred when I played Halo 4 recently, and I felt like picking it apart.
Filed under Electric Cartilage, Review
The difference between the physical game and the conceptual game
Looking back on my old posts I realized that I already wrote on the topics in this article previously. Not only that but the previous post is more entertaining. At least in my opinion. So, check it out if you prefer: Differentiating Between Physical And Conceptual Interactions
Gamers, there is a difference between art object and art subject which needs to be addressed when talking about games.
It seems most people that write or talk about games seem to fail to understand that every aspect of games, and art & entertainment in general, has both a physical component, the object, and a conceptual component, the subject, that comprises the whole. Most of them seem to feel there is just one component of games and I’ve seen people refer to the physical component and then the conceptual component of a game as though they were the same thing. I don’t need examples.
When we say we are “playing a game” we are actually saying two things simultaneously: we are playing the game physically, which means we are interpreting and manipulating physical objects in precise and purposeful ways, and we are playing the game conceptually, which means we are interpreting and manipulating the ideas and concepts that the physical objects link us to. We can see the exact same thing is true of a book or a movie. When we say we are “reading a book” we are talking about two books, one which is made of tangible matter and one which is made of intangible ideas. We are holding the physical object in our hands as we turn the physical pages and look at the physical symbols printed there. We are also holding the conceptual story in our minds as we progress through the intangible concepts, characters, and ideas.
Filed under Games and Art, Review, Serious
The best alien races in video games
Table of Contents
Page 1:
Intro
Rubric
A quick note on Mass Effect
Honorable mentions
Page 2:
1. The Ceph
2. Eridian Guardians
3. The Shivan
Page 3:
4. Hunters
5. The Krynn
Intro:
Aliens are a guilty pleasure of mine. That shouldn’t sound dirty to you. It’s not. Although it could be. If you’re into that. Or whatever, it doesn’t matter. Aliens in fiction have always captured my imagination for some reason. I’ve always enjoyed reading about them and using them as a window to a new perspective on reality. The inclusion of cool aliens can even get me to enjoy something I normally wouldn’t, such as movies starring Vin Diesel. This is only true of “cool” aliens, interesting and unique creatures that either capture the imagination or provoke speculation. Star Trek’s aliens don’t have this effect on me because they’re shit. Star Trek is a universe where racism is scientific fact, where all aliens are just humans with at least one character trait that universally spans the entire species. And visually they don’t look any more interesting than a teenager wearing a name tag saying “I’m weird”. Screw Star Trek.
Filed under Electric Cartilage, Review
Analyzing the implied story of “By Committee” in Marathon Infinity
“By Committee” is one of my favorite levels in Marathon, I love prison escape levels, but the Volunteers entry on this level misses a lot of what’s going on here.
The analysis of “By Committee” fails to answer several questions we should be asking while playing this level. One glaringly obvious question: Where are the Enforcers? We’re in Pen 13 Garrison which contains a prison and a dungeon both of which fall within the domain of the enforcers. There should be Enforcers everywhere in this level, up in the guard towers, looking down from balconies, standing guard outside the prisons, etc. So, where are they? There is no sign of them except for one alien gun lying on the ground. Let’s figure this out.
Filed under Electric Cartilage
Authoritarian Control
How authoritarian control is holding games back and the Solution that will help games move forward
Table of contents:
- Intro:
- Intro 2:
- What is authoritarian control?
- A note on comparing books to games
- The Solution (and examples of anti-authoritarianism)
- What’s wrong with authoritarian control?
- Waste’s player’s time with involuntary restrictions and by undoing the player’s work
- Jumps between different games without the player’s control
- Makes games less accessible by making exploration more difficult (Part 1)
- Makes games less accessible to scholars (Part 2)
- Handicaps designers and developers
- It is a sign of a designer’s cowardice
- It is disrespectful to the audience
- Why the solution is not a problem
- Outro
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Thief-bots: non-traditional enemies
Hey! Remember enemy thieves in old computer games? Maybe not? They’d steal your equipment or your weapons and you’d have to chase them down to get your things back. I remember that. I remember how frustrating and painful those moments were. And yet, I look back at them with a certain fondness.
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